Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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