She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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