she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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