White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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