This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
