i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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