naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
and i looked up. we had an audience...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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