his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
should my penis look like a turkey
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
