Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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