yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
