check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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