There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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