Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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