I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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