sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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