So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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