I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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