yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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