he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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