ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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