Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
