come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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