I'm lost and stupid without you.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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