we have pet lesbian snakes
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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