I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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