Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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