Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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