What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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