At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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