forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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