oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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