Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
