we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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