I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you never un-have a 4some
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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