I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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