Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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