When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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