I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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