1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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