Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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