He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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