david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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