: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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