do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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