quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I wear drunk well.
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