My hand turned me down
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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