You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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