The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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