Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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