I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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