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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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